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Azul,

Allez...je me lance la première , avec une blague que vous connaissez sûrement déjà!!

Tabrat d umghar


Mad yad tumêz Lalla Fadêm tabrat lli yas d yuwi umghar, ur tssin as tt tghêr, ur tssen mqqar d yan, gh usun lligh tella, izdâren ad as tt ighêr. Tini d ikhef nnes as tt tawi i ttâleb n tmezgida. Nettan ad isen ad iqqra gh usun, ur akw issen ad ighêr arra n Rebbi ? Lligh irzêm ttâleb tabrat lli, yaf tin ttyara s tefransist. Mekli ur issin i wawal ad, yenna d ikhef, achku ttâleb issen akw ayt tmazirt, mas ur ad teg amer tin urgaz nnes llin ittilin gh Fransa !

Ur izdâr as ttid irar ad ur ttini ur issen i yat, mekli dagh ira ad as tefk imik n iqarîden. Isawel d yini yas : « tabrat ad yuzen am tid urgaz nnem llin ittilin gh Fransa, inna yam han labas dars, ur t inghi bla umarg nnun, ar ittesllam f ayt tgemmi yakw d kra isaqsan... » Ifes ttâlb yan imik, ur sul issen mas rad ilqqem i sslam, tsaweld tmeghârt lli tini yas : « mayad ka a ggis illan a Sidi ?», iswangem yini yas : « mas as yadli tennit ad am tid yawi gh Frnasa », trar as d : « yan waddal a sidi », ifser as tabrat imel as s udâd : « ghid nit agh tid inna a Lalla ». Tsaweld nettat tini yas d : « mad za kullu gan tirra nna n izdar n tabrat ». Isawel d ttâlb irar as : « kulla tirra yad n izdar ad igan izâgen n wadal lli rad am d yawi. »

Tanirt a écrit:

Azul,

Allez...je me lance la première , avec une blague que vous connaissez sûrement déjà!!

Tabrat d umghar


Mad yad tumêz Lalla Fadêm tabrat lli yas d yuwi umghar, ur tssin as tt tghêr, ur tssen mqqar d yan, gh usun lligh tella, izdâren ad as tt ighêr. Tini d ikhef nnes as tt tawi i ttâleb n tmezgida. Nettan ad isen ad iqqra gh usun, ur akw issen ad ighêr arra n Rebbi ? Lligh irzêm ttâleb tabrat lli, yaf tin ttyara s tefransist. Mekli ur issin i wawal ad, yenna d ikhef, achku ttâleb issen akw ayt tmazirt, mas ur ad teg amer tin urgaz nnes llin ittilin gh Fransa !

Ur izdâr as ttid irar ad ur ttini ur issen i yat, mekli dagh ira ad as tefk imik n iqarîden. Isawel d yini yas : « tabrat ad yuzen am tid urgaz nnem llin ittilin gh Fransa, inna yam han labas dars, ur t inghi bla umarg nnun, ar ittesllam f ayt tgemmi yakw d kra isaqsan... » Ifes ttâlb yan imik, ur sul issen mas rad ilqqem i sslam, tsaweld tmeghârt lli tini yas : « mayad ka a ggis illan a Sidi ?», iswangem yini yas : « mas as yadli tennit ad am tid yawi gh Frnasa », trar as d : « yan waddal a sidi », ifser as tabrat imel as s udâd : « ghid nit agh tid inna a Lalla ». Tsaweld nettat tini yas d : « mad za kullu gan tirra nna n izdar n tabrat ». Isawel d ttâlb irar as : « kulla tirra yad n izdar ad igan izâgen n wadal lli rad am d yawi. »

Azul tanirt
Tanemmirt f umiy ad bahra issusemn
Ayyuz nem

khtad yat tfeqqirt, illa dars yan umucc, i3zza dars, thalla yadlli bdda gis. macc ghad izrin ur sul iga zund ghilad.
ghassad tafqqirt ur sul dars mad as takka. igh asn tlu7 imik n ughrum, att ka ikDû ifel ast nit gh wakal.
tnna yas tfeqqirt: safi! imyar waldik tid skhennin?
tasid tafqqirt amucc ns, tezzghur as ddu tinkhar s imik n wargan. teghwli nit tfqqirt s uzur, tasid nit kran ughrum iqqurn zund azru, ikkut menchk ad ikka gh tafukt, ar as tid ittluh. ad ukan izer umucc aghrum, yakwin nit fllas, ad ukan gis ikDû argan, ibbi nit gis art itgZZâZ.
inna umucc d ikhf nes: le3jeb ukan ayad, ight tkwDît lkhir ad, tnnit tubbict iskhenn ayad, ighat tgZZâzt, iqqur zund aZrû.
tnnays tafqqirt: aghar serre7 ukan ghin wad izwan iddu tenkhar. imma argan igat urumi gh tqer3ay ghassad igas ttikit. urt sul ufigh nkki ula kiyyi.

allah abla tamakhirt adgant timsdssitin ad ; rbbi ayrghudn i iba fadm izzaguen n waddal ns ard tikrirn mn tabrat
imma amouch n tfqqirt tjra guis wach , rakulu assusn ukhssan ns skih icha aghrum iskhen macc ighzzat rbbi ntan ayadli ibghan


imma afqqir li ittafn tarwa gan imkharn , yawwas kchemnd sers awind yan izzimer ar disn itzi babatsn f gar l'halt ad guisn illan : a drriyt iknan tramah anchtta l'hram , nkki baada l'hurma n rbbi aghawn lih uraguisnt mdih ghana igan win tukkerda ula rayid guisnt ikk ..
assind ghwili izimmer ghrsnays 3del guis ilawan d imsmarn ; afqqir li iguin yadli ar iktta i ghalli snwan tarwans arasd ka iskar l'hal manik ratg tadfi ns h imi ..
ar nit indder h ddu ufrssad ar iskar zod ih guis tlla l'mout ilhuyasn : urak ikhchin a tarwanu ihhiy tudm tguimiyin imik h imiiiiiiinw

Tamatart a écrit:

imma afqqir li ittafn tarwa gan imkharn , yawwas kchemnd sers awind yan izzimer ar disn itzi babatsn f gar l'halt ad guisn illan : a drriyt iknan tramah anchtta l'hram , nkki baada l'hurma n rbbi aghawn lih uraguisnt mdih ghana igan win tukkerda ula rayid guisnt ikk ..
assind ghwili izimmer ghrsnays 3del guis ilawan d imsmarn ; afqqir li iguin yadli ar iktta i ghalli snwan tarwans arasd ka iskar l'hal manik ratg tadfi ns h imi ..
ar nit indder h ddu ufrssad ar iskar zod ih guis tlla l'mout ilhuyasn : urak ikhchin a tarwanu ihhiy tudm tguimiyin imik h imiiiiiiinw

ikhssakm a tamatart ad tzert afqqir lli ittafn iwis iga aqqmmar mad as ijran.
achku han lmusiba ad gan ifqqirn ad.
ghwwad yan ufqqir yuckan dars iwis, inna yas: baba safi isaheld sul fllagh rbbi, hati nnigh ak yad ad ur tQwenT gh rhemt n rbbi.
- mani rad serk tkka rhemt a wach, man labas raddark yili, ar tggant ar takwZin tirit add fllak isahl rbbi.
- rbe7gh a baba gh tiercé, iwighttid gh l'ordre Durt ad.
- maddagh igan tiercé?
- tzzla n issan a baba.
- taqqmmart? izd is trit ad agh tgt agwri ay aqqmmar? man jahnnama rak yamu? hma rbbi ghak lligh ula ma tsalat.
- wahli a baba htta kiyyin, magh sul llan iqqaridn n lahlal gh uzemz ad.
- kullu magh ur t3argt aywi hann iherm, fkas s ttisa3 igh trit afulki u gayyu nk.
yasid ufrukh yan mennawt tuwriqqin zgzawnin, ar nit sul sufunt, msadent wakha sers tgherst ufullus. ikkum as tentin gh ufus. izra tent ukan ufqqir, ikkasd nit uladda imi, ayshan ggutent, gant mas ad ittkka ssuq, sul chiDenD. iswangm ufqqir yan imik, inna nit i iwis:
- is i3arg wayyis lligh ayttazzal?
- iyyih a baba, ikhssak att tzert, urd ilkm l'arrivée aylligh kullu iswa s waman, kan asd waman n tidi zgh takyuTT ar ifenchkkar. ar isalsa igellin aylligh nnigh is rad iffagh rruh nes.
- safi aywi, iqqariDen ann 7llan, igh ukan i3arg wayyis zund nit igh t3argT kiyyin. is ra kkulu tbdegm s waman? figh ak rDa aywi ad ak izwur iggru yak. arad iz sul yan mennawt !!!!
- akk yudu a baba, han kullu maf ur t3argt iherm.

et oué efkern an tchka jart nssn
artkan ard chibn iskrassn sol ogayonss is sol mziyn ton kolchi mayhlan ola mayhrmn !

yat tfkkirt tssafd yan ufullis iyawrgaz bach adasd ikkdu
tnnayas irbbi ahmad hak afullus ad zenztin gh souk ,tsghteyyid skkar d watay,dimik n tfeyyi,imik lkhdert,zit astenn ur tut, ukan irbbi trart yyid taman n ufullus inu.

Un homme qui oublie très vite,trop vite même, est tombé en trébuchant.Il s'est relevé et a dit:"samiâ llahou liman hamidah!"(il a cru qu'il faisait la prière!)

innays dda bihi,

nnighs bon,tennayyi bon,ur singh is rayyi tzayd ndd is rayyi DdHi

Cet homme qui oublie trop vite sort de chez lui pour aller à son travail.Il veut allumer une cigarette mais le vent souffle très fort.Alors,il se retourne ,allume sa cigarette et rentre chez lui!(il a oublié qu'il sortait,croyant qu'il rentrait!)